Last night, my Princess was sharing an apple with her daddy. She takes hers peeled, and he likes to dip his apples in peanut butter. One thing my Princess has not been excited about is peanut butter. I am not sure why? She just doesn’t want to try it. So when he asked her to try it, I was not surprised when she said no. So I decided to bribe her – not thinking it would actually work. I told her I’d give her $5 if she tried it. She did it! And loved it! Then she looked at me, held out her hand, and said, “Five dollars.”
Then, this morning when my husband was putting his shirt on, he asked me if I thought he was getting fat. (No, he isn’t.) He said, “Fat or normal?” Before I could answer, my Princess looked up at him and said, “Fat.”